NSFW Teacups that we love

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Why would you be appropriate when you can be inappropriate instead? These NSFW teacups that we love truly embody all the feelings we have when turning to a cup of tea throughout the day. Use them for yourself, or keep these one of a kind pieces in your home to entertain your family and friends.

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 20 NSFW Teacups that we love

These hilarious adult teacups would also make great gift ideas. White elephant gifts, birthdays, Christmas, or really anytime you want to share a laugh with someone. Package it up with some nice tea for a gift idea someone will actually appreciate! 

You have been drugged

You have been drugged joke teacup

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This is the perfect NSFW teacup if you love to entertain. While we strongly recommend against actually drugging your friends, it’s fun to give them a little scare every now and then.

Namaste, Bitches Mug

Funny namaste bitches yoga tea mug

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Sometimes you have to get your relaxation on. Even if everyone around you is being a little bit of, well.. A bitch. At least the mug is trendy with black and white stripes! Perfect as a birthday gift, or to treat yourself.

NSFW Travel Mug

NSFW bitch travel mug

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You can’t always drink your tea at home. Take it on the go with this decidedly inappropriate travel mug that you probably shouldn’t walk into the office holding.

Favourite Thing to do Mug

funny themed tea cup

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Sometimes you need a perfect, NSFW Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift. This is one that should probably stay in the back of the cupboard when guests are around.

Vintage Mug

NSFW tea cup and saucer

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This cute little vintage mug has been updated to not so cute anymore. This vulgar way to enjoy your tea also comes with a matching saucer to complete the look.

Working Harder Than an Ugly Stripper Mug

Funny NSFW joke mug

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This one might be OK for work. Maybe. Depending on whether or not you’re in the front of the building or hiding in the back. Either way, it shows that you’re working hard, right? 

Tea Bag Mug

Tea bag NSFW themed tea mug

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OK, look. If you don’t know what ‘tea bagging’ is I’m not going to explain it here. If you do, then you know why this is NSFW (besides the swearing). 

Dainty As.. Teacup

Dainty as Fuck tea cup

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Sometimes you need to be more prim and proper. It’s nice to have pretty, dainty things in your life. Even if you sometimes like to cuss and act a bit un-dainty, too. It’s all about balance, right?

Bitch, Relax Mug

Bitch, relax funny NSFW tea mug

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Another great mug to support the tranquil moments you enjoy with a cup for warm tea. Fill it with some camomile or sleepytime tea and you’ll be peaceful in no time. The birds on the mug also symbolize peace, for a nice, relaxing touch. 

Queen of Everything Teacup

Queen of fuck everything mug

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Let everyone know what you’re the queen of when you drink out of this beautiful vintage cup and saucer set. Yes, you are the queen of f’ing everything!

It’s Tea Time Mug

NSFW tea cup themed funny tea mug

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This mug really gets to the point about what time of day it is. You deserve a cup of warm tea after a long day. It’s called self care.

Enjoying my Tea Mug

Off you fuck tea mug

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This is a great NSFW teacup for those of us with families that sometimes interrupt our tea drinking. The kids might not be able to read it, but your husband can.

Secret Message Teacup

Inappropriate NSFW tea mug

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There’s a secret message at the bottom of this teacup that you can only read once you’ve finished sipping. It would make a great teacup to pull out when you have friends over (as long as they have a sense of humour) or to give as a funny gift idea.

Mermaid Mug

Fucking mermaid tea mug NSFW funny joke

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It’s not about what you look like on the outside – it’s who you are on the inside that counts. Yes, you are a mermaid! 

Middle Finger Teacup

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This is one of those NSFW teacups that’s perfect for first thing in the morning. Give everyone the right impression of how you feel without beating around the bush every time you sip from this slightly vulgar, but beautiful, vintage teacup set. 

Queen Mug

NSFW vulgar tea mug

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At least you’re queen something, right? Seriously though – own that shit! Down with the peasants! 

I Want Tea Mug

not safe for work tea mug

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This mug is the realest tea mug you can get. Only tea drinkers understand what it’s like to live in coffee culture and always take a backseat. Screw coffee, I want tea! 

Hope You Brought Enough NSFW

NSFW tea mug design

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I’m not really sure what this means… Or rather, it could mean a lot of different things. All I know is it definitely fits in with all the other NSFW teacups that we love. 

Tea Whore Cup and Saucer

Tea Whore cup and saucer NSFW

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Stop pretending. There’s no need to play coy or try and hide your true self. We all know that you’re secretly a tea whore – and that’s OK! Own it with this upcycled teacup and saucer set.

Gynecologist Mug

Gynecologist mug

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This is a great NSFW teacup gift idea for the guys in your life! It’s perfect for those good guys who are always willing to help a lady out in the gynecology department.

Teacup and Saucer Set

NSFW Cake Whore ornate teacup

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What I love about this one is there’s so many great NSFW teacups to choose from! Pick your favourite, or give one as a gift. 

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I don’t know about you, but I want all the 20 NFSW teacups on this list! They’re a hilarious way to make your daily cup of tea little more fun. 

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